Recruiting Season

I wish there was a way to tell our neighborhood churches that we are happy with our relationships with $Deity and our chosen religious communities. I've received no less than six full color, double-sided, high gloss invitations to various parishes and fellowships in the last week, and they can't be cheap.

Easter must be recruiting season.

I suppose that telling them I'm a perfectly happy heathen would only invite more correspondence. I just wish we could save them some money and some trees. :(